
Fabian from Frankfurt just came for a short visit and we needed to take him out for a spin through the city and some clubs.
Suzy Wong
We met at Suzy Wong. The place is cozy with very nice and elegant interior. At first it looks like a posh expensive place, but the prices in the menu are not killing you. Suzy Wong offers food, but the portions are too small and the quality is lower average, so I suggest you eat before or after. The lounge, which reminds me a lot of some New York So-Ho places because it’s a larger loft, offers the best music I have heard so far in Moscow and the cocktails are small as well, but very good. They offer a wide variety of drinks, not only cocktails, but different Whiskeys and other liquor. We went for some Calvados. They offered 4 different ones and I started to regret that I didn’t bring a bottle from Paris. I have read “Arc de Triomphe” from Remarque a while ago. A reviewer said the sad book is full of Paris, love and alcohol. Indeed, the main character Ravic, a doctor and illegal refugee in the Paris of the 40s, meets his friends in bars for a chat and drinks only and a lot of Calvados. Well, back to Moscu and Suzy Wong. Go check it out. I suggest you go there for an after work drink or it’s also a good place to meet friends for a chat, have a date or just lounge and listen to some good (the best) music in Moscow.
Suzy Wong
11 Ul. Timura Frunze (Metro Park Kultury)
noon-last guest.
Tel: (495) 245-4849
NOTE: Suzy Wong got busy, especially on weekends. Its better to call and reserve a table.
Inside Suzy Wong
Propaganda
I don’t have to mention Propaganda again. On Thursdays its kicking ass and I still say it’s the best night in town in terms of music and the mix of people. Tuesdays are nice as well, when they play Hip Hop and Sunday is gay night, if you are from the rainbow family. By the way, Prop also offers excellent food during the day for a very fair price. After clubbing be aware of con artists and pick pockets nearby the club.
Propaganda
7 Bolshoi Zlatoustinsky Per. (Metro Kitai-Gorod)
noon-6am, Thu.-Sat. noon-7am
Artem and Andrey “Stalker” @ Gaudi
Gaudi
We also went to Gaudi, which is an old factory turned into a club in the North of Moscow. It is the kind of techno club you know from any metropolitan city with an artistic audience. Gaudi could also be in Berlin, Paris, London or New York. Its industrial, basic interior gives it the right backdrop for groups and DJ’s like Fisherspooner, Reinhardt Voigt (last weekend) or Swayzek. We went to see a party from the Berlin based techno label Compact. 500 Rbls ($17) entry fee per person were a bit pricy, especially since door cover is unusual in Moscow. Check out the video to get an idea about the club and the night. Sorry for the bad sound, but it was pretty loud any my mic didn’t work well. Fabian was a bit disappointed about the way they mix Vodka Red Bulls I think. I have been to Gaudi a few times and I like the people there. The problem with the club is, that it is very large and its usually only half full, which is not good for the party atmosphere. Also be aware of the taxi drivers waiting outside. They are ripping you off. Saturday they wanted 1000 Rbl for a trip that was worth 300. But be careful, the club is not in a good area. Avoid walking around at night. They have railroad tracks near, where homeless and illegal people live in old wagons and I’d consider the area unsafe.
Gaudi
1 Skladochnaya Ul. (Metro Savyolovskaya)
Gaudi crowd
Skazka
We moved on to Skazka. After all we needed to show our friend some of the more glamorous Moscow crowd. Skazka used to be Ministerstvo and is in the bottom floor of the Communications Ministry. It is owned by Alexei Goroby’s, who also used to run Osen, Leto and is part of the Shambala/Zima crew. Skazka means fairytale, but the club is far from that. Fabian compared it to a more upscale table dance club, after he has seen the more than hot dancers and a few whores standing around. My reply was only, Its Moscow man! The club plays the commercial house music, that we are used to from other upscale clubs in Moscow and that is (for me and my friends) only bearable after significant amounts of Vodka Red Bulls. The drinks are pricy, but that is the price you pay for being with the rich and famous of Moscow. Its said to be a club for the younger audience, but I haven’t seen much difference to other clubs. Of course you don’t see the fat and sweaty that are hanging out elsewhere in town. Even so the club is posh and pricy, I like the atmosphere and go there once in a while, especially after I am nicely buzzed. Face control is supposed to be tight, but I never had problems to get in (even in baggy pants and skateboard sneakers). In fact the doorman is very nice, friendly and speaks good English.

Skazka
24 Malaya Nikitskaya Ul. (Metro Barrikadnaya)
Thu.-Sat. midnight-6am
Check the girl on the right. There are plenty
of dancers at Skazka. Its just nice to have
drink and watch a little, while she dances on
the bar just near you.
Skazka in blue
The Real Mc Coy
Its about 5 AM when we move on to nearby Real Mc Coy. The place is overcrowded and the music is only occasionally good, so I ask myself what brings us back there almost every night we go out for a tour. I guess it’s the large and good drinks, which are fairly priced, the fact that there are no commercial whores and that you always meet interesting people there. Its easy to start a chat with everybody, may it be the English guy who manages a Casino or a Russian student of physics. The place is defiantly for Expats. That night we came a bit late. The place was a bit more empty already, but almost everybody was drunk to the top. That again, was an interesting and entertaining people watch. RMC closes around 6 AM for a short cleanup, before they open for breakfast again. We moved on to Mix, which is also a short walk from there.
The Real McCoy
1 Kudrinskaya Ploshchad (Metro Barrikadnaya)
24 hours - http://www.mccoy.ru/
Fabian @ Real Mc Coy
Mix
Mix is one of the after hour clubs in Moscow. I have written about it before,. Its famous for its druggy (but nice!!) party crowd that comes anytime from 3 to 7 AM and stays until noon. Check the two videos I made: Video 1 - Video 2. Its said to be hard to get inside, since the club is very small and usually packed (and yes, the bumping into each other also goes on my nerves), but I never had problems to get into Mix. Usually they have their own resident DJs playing, but occasionally guests. This weekend we had some German DJ spinning there and Greg from Thugfucker also gave a (very drunken) performance there when he was in town. Mix is good and the only alternative (I know) to Garage in terms of after hour partying after 6 AM. Garage was said to be dead and closed a million times for the past year, but its still alive and kicking. Be aware of the facecontrol. Its tight and nobody has a clue how they select people. While Garage is full of (good looking) whores, which mostly move over from the nearby Nightflight after it closes, and lonely hearts looking for somebody to warm the bed, Mix has definitely the better crowd and music. Its just a downer (or maybe good for me) that they don’t sell Red Bull’s there. So usually my night at Mix ends after an hour and a few Evians because I loose power and get tired.
Mix
11 Novinsky Bulvar (Metro Smolenskaya)
Thu.-Sat. midnight-11am, Sun. midnight-2am
Garage
16/2 Tverskaya Ul. (Metro Chekhovskaya)
24 hours
DJane @ Mix
That’s what we did that night as well. We left at 7:30 and we walked down Garden Ring. A new bright day, filling our lungs with (relatively) fresh air. Fabian made it back to his Hotel and right to the airport since his plane left at 1 PM. I made it home and went to bed.
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